Golf Truly Is For Everyone

Golf Truly Is For Everyone

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

All I want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth And Three Dozen ProV1's: Epologue

      Yes, I have been on vacation for a few days and not post. I am not going to apologize for that. Let's just say that there are a lot less full boxes and more empty boxes out in the garage from the move. Not only that, but my body was loudly crying to me to take a break. It was my intention to make the keys on my computer sing again yesterday, but my wife and Comcast Cable had other ideas. It is time that I post again so here is my latest.
     To the both of you loyal readers that read my post last week about my Christmas list, I thank you for that. You are very loyal readers and warms my heart you take the time to read my blog. Today, I will update you on that list and if I got what was on the list. If you didn't catch that post, I forgive you and understand what a busy time it is during "The Holidays" and you were probably doing something else. That is totally OK by me. At any rate, here is the list and the results.


1.  Three dozen ProV1's.  They can be practice balls or Xouts, I don't care. I'm close to being out of balls.

Results:  Who sent me that great big box of beater balls?  They were mostly T.. F...s, P...'s, and other assorted beaters.  There were even a few range balls in there.  There were no ProV's at all. The postmark said it was sent from somewhere around San Luis Obispo, California. Was that you Bremer, or was it Jim?  I have ways of finding these things out.

2.  A new car so that I can get to the golf course when Denise is at work.

Results:  My grandson got a Hot Wheels transporter truck and I get to play with it.  I guess that doesn't qualify though.

3.  A new Directed Force putter.  I had to mention that because Bill Presse who invented the putter is a good friend of Golf Is For Everyone. OK Bill, I mentioned your putter.  Can you send me one?

Results: I'm still waiting on this one Bill. Maybe Bill doesn't read my blog.

4.  A local course that will give me free golf with cart forever.  This can be a two way street.  I would be willing to plug them on Golf Is For Everyone or make a video for them.

Results: I love how Eric and Clark laugh when I tell them a joke.  That was sort of the response I got when I asked them about this.

5.  Three days golf  and two nights at the Lodge at Pebble Beach.  I would only play one round at Pebble and then go over to either Spyglass or Spanish Bay.  I would settle for Pebble and Old Del Monte. I like Old Del Monte.

Results: For some reason, the phone got disconnected right after I asked the Media Director for Pebble Beach about this.

6.  Several big advertisers for the Golf Is For Everyone website (http://golfisforeveryonemd.com. What a shameful plug)  After all, I have to generate some revenue to pay the car payment on the new car so that I can play golf when Denise is at work.

Results:  I have been told by many potential advertisers that said they would like to advertise and agreed to advertise.  They said the check was in the mail.

7. A drone that I can use to take videos of golf courses. A used Predator would be great. I could also rent it out to golf courses to help speed up play.  Use your imagination on that one.

Results:  We got a small drone for my step-son and grandson.  I contacted the Air Force and they explained in no uncertain terms that they don't sell Predators to private parties.

8.  San Francisco Giants season tickets.  That doesn't have anything to do with golf, but Denise is a huge Giant fan and my stepson looks enough like Madison Bumgarner (my stepson's name is Bumgarner too) to be brothers.  I just had to throw that one in.  If you are a Dodger fan, I feel sorry for you. If you don't follow baseball or live in Singapore, you probably don't have the slightest idea of what I am talking about.  That's OK.

Results:  I sent them the picture of my step-son and they said it was photo shopped. I hope you Dodger fans had a great Christmas as well.  After all, I am a pretty nice person and hold no grudges.  Say good-bye to Grenke.

8.  Peace on Earth and good will toward all men and women, even Dodger fans.

Results:  You can pretty much figure out how this one turned out.  Hey Dodger fans, we will see you in the spring.

     Well, that was it. I did get something though. You will see that below in the picture I am including. Don't forget to check out the website. It is growing very fast and has some new stuff on it for you to take a look at.  The website address is http://golfisforeveryonemd.com.
I got this wonderful work of statuary from that noted sculptor Ida  No


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