Happy Camper I Am Not--Rebuttal Or Response Or Something

     Saturday's post seems to have been a bit misunderstood in certain circles of our population. What I was trying to say was that I was unable to play golf that day because the course that is nearest my residence was booked and I would be unable to get on until late in the afternoon and I would not be able to get a full 18 holes in before the sun went down. The same was true with most of the other courses within a years travel of my house. The doors of the golf option were completely closed to me.
     I want to make it abundantly clear as it was pointed out to me by one of my wife's closest friends after she read the piece that the post seemed to be blaming my wife for me not being able to play that day. She informed me that from a women't point of view, the tone of the post could have sent the message that I blamed my wife for me not being able to play golf
. After reading the post, I have no idea how she could have possibly come to that conclusion. Sometimes I just can't fathom the way a women't mind works and that is all I will say on that subject so as not to get too far in trouble.  It is my goal to keep my women readers happy and still reading this blog.
    Let me say this very clearly, if it needs to be said and for those who need to hear it. I do not blame my wife for me not being able to play golf Saturday.  I was a victim of circumstances and cosmic alliance that were totally beyond my control. I was not going to be able to play golf Saturday no matter what my strategy was.  My wife had nothing to do with the whole thing other than going to a women's church conference. She may have been praying for me not to be able to go because she couldn't go and is really wanting to play a round of golf, but that is kind of stretching it a bit.
     Maybe I wasn't a victim.  I hate that victim mentality as things just happen that you can't control.  Let's just say very simply that it wasn't my day to play golf and my wife had nothing to do with the decision not to play golf. It was not to be on Saturday October 24, 2015. I was not to play golf and it was no one's fault.

Nope, this isn't me playing golf on Saturday. I can explain, honey.